I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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