I am puke
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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