What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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