Sponge bath it is.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Randomize
