Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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