How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
