apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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