it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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