I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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