My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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