i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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