she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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