it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Randomize
