love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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