Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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