So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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