lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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