Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize