He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Randomize
