oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think I sprained my soul last night
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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