i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
