I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
