That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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