is wine microwaveable?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
