Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm bleeding and have questions
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize