I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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