i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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