So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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