i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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