No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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