Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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