We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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