Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
