I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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