dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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