i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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