im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Text me some of your sweat
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
