question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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