there's paper in my vomit.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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