Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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