Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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