So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
