Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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