How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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