How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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