if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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