He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i out mim tonsoeep
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