WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
he quoted the bible to break up with me
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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