I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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