How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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