She's JV to your varsity
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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