no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Randomize
