On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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