Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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